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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ??? ~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.???? ~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ??? ~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want???? ~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ???? ~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."??? ~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ??? ~By Rudy Giuliani

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!??? ~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming?? 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.??????? ~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.??? ~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.?? ~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.? ~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.?? ~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."? ~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ?? ~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!??? ~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"??? ~By Brandon Breezy