Three old men have just arrived in heaven and are attending an orientation meeting. They are all asked, “When you are at the funeral and your friends and families are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?” The first guy says, “I’d like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man.” The second guy says, “I would like them to say that I was a wonderful husband and schoolteacher, and that I made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.” The last guy thinks a moment and says, “I think I’d like to hear them say ‘Look! He’s moving!’