A Punjabi who had no wife, no child, no money, no house and only a blind mother prayed fervently to God.

God was moved by his prayers and told him to make ONLY ONE request which would be granted to him.

The man said, "God, I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my daughter's wrists inside my Mercedes parked in front of my mansion when I'm watching them over a drink of Blue Label."

God said to himself, "I still have a lot to learn from these Punjabi's ..."