The College Freshman's Don't Book: in the interests of freshmen at large, especially those whose remaining at large uninstructed & unguided appears a worry and a menace to college & university society these remarks and hints are set forth by G. F. E. (A. B.) a sympathizer

"The College Freshman's Don't Book" by George Fullerton Evans is a humorous and practical guide aimed at new college students, written in the early 20th century. This satirical work serves as an instructional manual for freshmen navigating the challenges of college life. Through a series of do's and don'ts, the book aims to prepare students for social interactions, academic expectations, and the unique environment of a college campus. In this lighthearted yet informative guide, Evans provides freshers with a range of advice on various aspects of college life, including settling down, dressing appropriately, engaging in dining etiquette, attending lectures, and forming friendships. Through witty anecdotes and playful language, the text addresses common pitfalls such as the importance of making wise choices about living arrangements, being respectful to authority figures, and managing finances responsibly. Ultimately, the book underscores the critical balance between enjoyment and responsibility that comes with the college experience, conveying lessons that remain relevant to new students today.